So, without further ado, here is Emily Mills' parody of Adele's Hello:
Hello, it’s me.
I would love to grab a glass of wine and maybe some cheese
But I’ve got kids I have to feed
I’ve got one in volleyball and one who’s coming home with D’s
Why can’t she get this, fraction business
I can’t take it anymore…
Hello from the mother side
I must have called a thousand times
to tell her this homework is really breaking my heart
But when I try it clearly doesn’t tear her apart anymore.
Hello, mama how’ve you been
I can tell you’ve been stress eating from the Cheetos on your hands
It’s okay, you need a win
You’ve been plucking facial whiskers
and your thighs touch skin to skin…
Hello from the mother side
I think I might break down and cry
Cause I love my children, but I don’t want anymore
can somebody pass me the pinot noir…
I must have called a thousand times
to tell her this homework is really breaking my heart
But when I try it clearly doesn’t tear her apart anymore.
Hello, mama how’ve you been
I can tell you’ve been stress eating from the Cheetos on your hands
It’s okay, you need a win
You’ve been plucking facial whiskers
and your thighs touch skin to skin…
Hello from the mother side
I think I might break down and cry
Cause I love my children, but I don’t want anymore
can somebody pass me the pinot noir…
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